I
wonder if there is a planet named Socks. It’s the place where missing socks go.
I mean, just where do socks go? You put a pair in the washer but only one comes
out. You put a pair in the dryer but only one comes out. Does the missing sock
dissolve into lint? Does it escape through the dryer vent and having escaped
travel to parts unknown? Does it join the sock underground and live the rest of
its days clandestinely?
You
put a pair of socks in the clean laundry basket to be carried upstairs, sorted,
folded, and put in the sock drawer – but once upstairs there is only one sock,
where did the other go? Is there a mother ship that beams socks up to live long
and prosper? Are the beamed-up socks embarked on an adventure destined to take
them where no socks have gone before?
What
of those socks that escape while they are still dirty? Is that against the
rules? Do the clean socks on the run shun dirty socks? Are dirty socks known as
“sock trash”? If a dirty sock is mistakenly beamed-up is it summarily placed in
an ejection pod and sent back to earth? Or perhaps the dirty sock is
quarantined and laundered in space?
Since
I can’t travel to Easter Island and ponder the strange statues there I have to
content myself with pondering socks, and since I can’t get to first base with
E=MC2 I’ll mentally wrestle with socks – though I can’t seem to get to first
base with socks either.
Maybe
the secret life of socks is the basis for a new reality television show – it
would beat most of what’s on; plus it would add to our understanding of the
universe and might even lead to the discovery of an unknown planet.